What Else is Inside Your Piano?
A couple years ago I wrote a popular blog article entitled “Discovering What’s Inside Your Piano” which highlighted some of the curious objects I have found in my line of work. I make a regular habit of taking photos of the unusual treasures I often come across. Since writing the last article, I have found numerous objects that are far more odd, and frankly, much LARGER than anything I have found before.
We would expect normal items to slip inside the piano like pencils, paperclips, etc. Church pianos are especially laden with such debris. But for more unusual items, it becomes a lot more difficult to imagine how they could get in there. I can explain 99% of these special cases with one answer: Children. To a small child, a piano looks like a slot machine. It has slots and holes of various sizes and when a child sees an object of about the right size and shape, naturally he or she’s tests it to see if it will fit inside. Next thing you know, the object vanishes never to return. Or at least not until ten or twenty years later when the piano gets serviced by a technician such as myself.
Here is my “Greates Hits” of items I have found.
Largest Item: A full sized T.V. remote.
This item was impressive because it was too large to get inside the piano by any normal means. It was also impressive because there was no evidence of any mischief on the part of children. I and the piano owner speculated for some time as to how it got there. The conclusion I finally came to is that the owner set the remote on top of the fallboard, the lid that covers the keys. Someone opened the lid to sit down and play, and the remote slid backwards and into the piano. Another explanation is that the fallboard was open already and pointed straight up. Someone pulled it forward slightly and dropped the remote inside, possibly by accident.
T.V. Remote
Largest Quantity of Items: 16
The owners called me because some of the keys weren’t playing properly. I expected the usual ailments: tight flanges, tight key bushings, etc. I was both surprised and relieved when I opened it up and saw an entire convenience store worth of trinkets. There were so many that I had to take several photographs just to cover them all. Among the spoils were the following:
Three Photographs
Some Leaves
3 Lollipops (melted)
A Pen
3 Pencils
Toy Sunglasses
Pool Diving Ring
Hole Puncher
Knitting Needle
Mystery Item that looks like a dish sponge.
Best Story: The Dead Rat.
The story surrounding this find is just as interesting as the rat itself. I spend several weeks every year on the north shore of the island of Kauai. While staying out in the jungles of Haena with my friend Doug, he asked if I could help his friend Marco get a dead rat out of his piano. I asked, “What is Marco’s address?” Doug replied with typical Hawaiian directions as follows: Drive to the two bridges. In between, turn right up the dirt road. When you get to the broken down truck, turn left. “How will I know which truck?” I asked. He said, “You’ll know”. After turning go to the house at the end and go upstairs.
I did all of this and arrived at Marco’s shack in the jungle. The piano was a gorgeous 1985 Steinway M grand in mint condition. Quite a contrast to the humble shack in the middle of the rainforest. Marco was a hardcore surfer with a red face, tan skin, heavy brow who looked like one of man’s ancient ancestors. There were scantily clad Brazilian girls everywhere in a panic from the smell. They had tried to take it apart themselves and parts were everywhere.
In about five minutes, I had the action out, and removed the rat. I put it back together and remedied the damage they had done. Marco was so grateful that he told me I was welcome in his home any time and to please play the piano as much as possible. I took him up on this invitation and stopped in almost every day to play for about an hour. The construction workers who were hammering away downstairs greeted me as “The Piano Guy” and were happy to hear me play. It was definitely one of the highlights of my last trip.
Cutest Item: Dear Jacob Letter.
What always intrigues me is that each item tells a story about the past. This was a secret letter written by a child which, like the rest, ended up inside the piano. It reads as follows:
“Dear Jacob, I wrote in xmd. If you don’t know what that means it’s my new language. It means thank you for the Pikachu pillow. I love it. From Andrea.”
Runner Up:
Hair Brush.
Probably nearly as interesting as the T.V. remote.
Please check in periodically to see what new finds I have discovered.
If you are having some mechanical issues with your piano and you think you a strange foreign object might be the culprit, visit:
http://lapianotuning.com
We will fix the problem, and you might even find your way into the next blog.
Please check in periodically to see what new finds I have discovered.
If you are having some mechanical issues with your piano and you think you a strange foreign object might be the culprit, visit:
http://lapianotuning.com
We will fix the problem, and you might even find your way into the next blog.